I am not young enough to know everything.

~ Oscar Wilde

 

 

Brother, ain't that the truth!

When did:

Become:

I find that my appreciation of women's golf is increasing.

 

hahahahahaha ... This costume makes me laugh.  I may get it.

 

The stereotypical hot chick (shannon Elizabeth) gets killed in a horror movie, albeit in a very very silly manner in this case ...

I kinda like the body painting thing ... Its pretty interesting ... and kinda sexy.

 

But I was wondering why the guy never does any body painting on dudes? ;)

Here is the site:  http://www.canvasalive.com/

Over the past few months I have been slowly discovering what my new favorite, or, "grownup" favorite music is...

Things like "Appetite for Destruction", "*uck the Police" and "The Marshall Mathers LP" are representative of the ilk of my "adolescent" favorites. (The big disclaimer here is that I am 36 and only now starting to ease away from my adolescence.)

A few years ago when I heard "The Man Comes Around" by Johnny Cash I saw some foreshadowing of the type of more mature music I would appreciate as I got older ... Not necessarily style-wise, but lyrically ... My eclectic tastes in musical styles have remained consistent; but my lyrical appreciations have run to more mature, or at least, much deeper expressions.

More recently, I have come across two more albums that I would add to "The Man Comes Around" on my "grownup" music list ... 2 albums that I would have to say that I have appreciated more than any I have heard in the last 10 years (at least).

Fishscale by Ghostface Killah ... and ...
Back to Black by Amy Winehouse

 

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.   That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
 
David Bissonette
 
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
 
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
 
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
 
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
 
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
 
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
 
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison
 
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
 
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
 
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
 
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
 
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
 
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
 
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
 
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
 
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous
 
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."