I am not young enough to know everything.

~ Oscar Wilde

 

 

Brother, ain't that the truth!

I kinda like the body painting thing ... Its pretty interesting ... and kinda sexy.

 

But I was wondering why the guy never does any body painting on dudes? ;)

Here is the site:  http://www.canvasalive.com/

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.   That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
 
David Bissonette
 
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
 
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
 
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
 
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
 
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
 
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous
 
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison
 
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
 
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
 
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
 
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous
 
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman
 
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield
 
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
 
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous
 
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous
 
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

I play poxnora: Poxnora

Poxnora is an online trading card game that you can play online against other players around the world.  It is pretty much like Magic The Gathering: Online; and pretty much just like every other trading card game, it is completely additictive to dorks like me.

When playing, you manage one of six "factions" to build your deck (also called a "battlegroup" in the poxnora vernacular)...

Using your "battlegroup" you do battle on one of a myriad of maps that the system generates for you to play your match on...

And when the battle is all done, your cards (termed "runes" in poxnora-speak) are awarded experience points depending on how well you did in the battle ... these experience points can be used by you to upgrade your "runes" with new attributes and abilities, thus making your "battlegroup" more deadly in battle.

And yes, I am totally addicted to this game and still an utter and total dork.